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Category: UFC Picks

Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 296

Posted On 12/16/202312/16/2023 By Jake Wasserman

Last UFC sanctioned violence of the year! Man is this card fucking awesome, I haven’t been excited for a card like this in so damn long. The 3rd best fight got canceled and this card still fucks. I have been pretty shit at writing my blogs lately due to life Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 295

Posted On 11/11/202311/11/2023 By Jake Wasserman

After much time off from writing I am back and ready to win some fat stacks. Got engaged a few weeks ago, a couple of weeks visiting my old college and my Fiance’s old college, shit cards, and other family business has led me to a card in my home Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 293

Posted On 09/09/202309/09/2023 By Jake Wasserman

Sorry for my recent absence, was in italy for a couple of weeks (fortunately was able to watch without a bad time difference tho). Now I have returned and am going to miss most of this card due to my girlfriend’s coworkers wedding that was a 5 hour drive away Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 292

Posted On 08/19/202308/19/2023 By Jake Wasserman

Violence! This card has seen some wear and tear since it was first announced but it is still pretty strong top to bottom. There aren’t many close lines here but that’s vegas’ fault, some of these fights seem a lot closer than the bookmakers think. Let’s take advantage of their Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 291

Posted On 07/29/202307/29/2023 By Jake Wasserman

Alright Mormons are you ready for some sanctioned violence?!?!?! UFC returns for a card in Salt Lake City where the booze aint flowing and everyone in the crowd got married at 18 so they can finally bang. Why do a PPV in a city that could not give a flying Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 290

Posted On 07/08/202307/08/2023 By Jake Wasserman

After probably the worst PPV lineup ever put together, Dana said never again (well at least not during International Fight Week) and gave us one of the most beautiful cards I have ever seen on paper. 2 title fights, 2 fights with potential title implications (or close enough), and a Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 289

Posted On 06/09/202306/09/2023 By Jake Wasserman

Man this card is absolute booty cheeks. Very unfortunate with all of the pullouts because it could have been decent but the 3rd fight on a PPV not having a ranked fighter is bananas. If this card didn’t have Charlie Olives vs Beneil it would be the worst PPV the Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 288

Posted On 05/06/202305/06/2023 By Jake Wasserman

Violence in Newark, NJ tonight? Don’t worry this time it’s sanctioned. Pretty solid card Dana put together even with so many dropouts and cancellations. Not a card I would pay $200+ to sit in the nosebleeds, but a solid card nonetheless. I have had a rollercoaster of a 24 hours, Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 287

Posted On 04/08/202304/08/2023 By Jake Wasserman

Violence has arrived! Very unpopular opinion here, but I like when Uncle Dana gives us a week or 2 off before big cards, builds the excitement a lot more and it gives me a chance to watch lesser promotions that are dogshit to bet on. Really helps you appreciate what Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 286

Posted On 03/18/202303/18/2023 By Jake Wasserman

Ello bruvs we have a banger of a card today innit? I love when there are cards across the pond because then I don’t have to stay up till midnight and there is a much smaller chance that I am blackout drunk while gambling. This is a pretty solid lineup Continue Reading

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