It is international fight week and I am currently international. No idea how I am going to watch the fights tonight, but that won’t stop me from getting my picks in. Also completely forgot to place any bets before leaving New York so I also won’t have any action, which Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 302
It’s a fight card in train distance from NYC, but not MSG so you know what that means! I am going to the event! Received some insane tickets from a friend and will hopefully be in the poncho section for when Islam explodes from a Diamond left hook. This card Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 301
Holy hell does this card stink! This is an apex card if anything, yet they are bringing this thing to Brazil? Not only do the fights kinda suck ass, the lines are even worse. How do you put together a PPV event with nearly all of the fights having a Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 300
UFC 300 has arrived! The community seems to be split on how sick this card is and I am on team it’s sick. Cody Garbrant and Deveison Figueiredo are starting the whole God damn event for Christ’s sake. There isn’t a single lackluster fight on the whole damn card. The Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 299
Violence has arrived! This is one of the best cards in a very long time, potentially rivaling the UFC 300 card we have next month. So many fights that can shuffle weight classes up and potentially lead to title shots, 1 of them even being on the prelims (I think Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 298
We are at the 2nd PPV of the year and man is this a much better card. I feel like it was just yesterday when I was bitching and moaning about Pennington having a co-main and Magny leading up to that. Now we have only 1 title shot but it Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 85
There’s a fight night in the house, woot woot! This card is kinda ass outside the top 3 fights but at least it’s something to gamble for the first weekend with no football since August. This will probably be a little bit of a shorter blog since this card doesn’t Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 297
I feel refreshed after a somewhat successful first fight night of the year heading into the first PPV of the year. I think what felt like 4 years off from cards gave me clarity to see what truly matters. Stop betting on guys you like so much because they only Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 84
After what feels like 100 years we finally have a fight night. Football has just broken me down over the last few weeks with every team I like sucking and every team I hate flourishing. Now I can just be broken down by losing money instead of heartbreak. This card Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 296
Last UFC sanctioned violence of the year! Man is this card fucking awesome, I haven’t been excited for a card like this in so damn long. The 3rd best fight got canceled and this card still fucks. I have been pretty shit at writing my blogs lately due to life Continue Reading