This is going to be a shorter blog, going to be out of town for a wedding and did not give myself sufficient time to get these picks in. It is another great card at the world’s most famous arena, that I am unable to attend. Maybe I can try Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 321
Obligatory violence in the Middle East joke! Love that I get to watch these fights before (while) I get drunk opposed when I am already blasted. This is a pretty solid card to be starting at 10 AM ET, but I get that they need that oil money so I Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 320
After what seems like a year between PPVs we are back with a helluva card from Dana on this beautiful fall day. I have been one to shit on the awful cards that they force me to pay $80 for, but I have to praise the good ones when we Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 319
Writing this blog after a pretty long night so bear with me, but it’s fight night! Violence is in the air and we have a somewhat decent overpriced PPV this evening capped off with a title fight we have all been waiting for. I like too many underdogs on this Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 318
I may have the worst luck when it comes to UFC PPVs. I got married on June 28th (date picked well before the UFC announced the event for that day), the night of the best card of the year in UFC 317. Now when I can watch it is UFC Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 316
This is the first Newark card in 3 years I will not be attending. Dana has priced out actual fans but I hope he enjoys people not showing up until the main card and having 0 energy. Outside of that nonsense, this is a pretty solid card for a 2 Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 315
Violence in Canada? Did Tim Horton’s run out of timbits? I guess it is hard to say there is violence happening this evening when Belal Poohammad is the main event, but hopefully the rest of the card can stack up and give us some entertainment. I will probably rant several Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 314
Violence is in the air and I am ready to sit down after my Passover Seder and watch some lads beat the shit out of each other. The UFC has been the topic of much scrutiny lately, no big stars, cards aren’t good enough to bring in casual fans, viewership Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 313
Main Card I have returned after a PPV off from blogging due to a stint on the injured reserve (was so hungover I felt mentally disabled and couldn’t write). Now I am back for what is one of the best cards that has been put together in a while. Top Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 311
I have grown old and weary waiting for a UFC PPV after the last month and a half of mediocrity. We had 2 electrifying title fights set and ready to go yesterday, before disaster struck. While this is still a solid card, losing Arman Tsarukyan and scratching Moicano vs Dariush Continue Reading
