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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 322

This is going to be a shorter blog, going to be out of town for a wedding and did not

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 321

Obligatory violence in the Middle East joke! Love that I get to watch these fights before (while) I get drunk

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 320

After what seems like a year between PPVs we are back with a helluva card from Dana on this beautiful

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 319

Writing this blog after a pretty long night so bear with me, but it’s fight night! Violence is in the

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Category: UFC Picks

Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 322

Posted On 11/13/202511/13/2025 By Jake Wassermancomment

This is going to be a shorter blog, going to be out of town for a wedding and did not give myself sufficient time to get these picks in. It is another great card at the world’s most famous arena, that I am unable to attend. Maybe I can try Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 321

Posted On 10/24/202510/24/2025 By Jake Wasserman

Obligatory violence in the Middle East joke! Love that I get to watch these fights before (while) I get drunk opposed when I am already blasted. This is a pretty solid card to be starting at 10 AM ET, but I get that they need that oil money so I Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 320

Posted On 10/04/202510/04/2025 By Jake Wasserman

After what seems like a year between PPVs we are back with a helluva card from Dana on this beautiful fall day. I have been one to shit on the awful cards that they force me to pay $80 for, but I have to praise the good ones when we Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 319

Posted On 08/16/202508/16/2025 By Jake Wasserman

Writing this blog after a pretty long night so bear with me, but it’s fight night! Violence is in the air and we have a somewhat decent overpriced PPV this evening capped off with a title fight we have all been waiting for. I like too many underdogs on this Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 318

Posted On 07/19/202507/19/2025 By Jake Wasserman

I may have the worst luck when it comes to UFC PPVs. I got married on June 28th (date picked well before the UFC announced the event for that day), the night of the best card of the year in UFC 317. Now when I can watch it is UFC Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 316

Posted On 06/07/202506/07/2025 By Jake Wasserman

This is the first Newark card in 3 years I will not be attending. Dana has priced out actual fans but I hope he enjoys people not showing up until the main card and having 0 energy. Outside of that nonsense, this is a pretty solid card for a 2 Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 315

Posted On 05/10/202505/10/2025 By Jake Wasserman

Violence in Canada? Did Tim Horton’s run out of timbits? I guess it is hard to say there is violence happening this evening when Belal Poohammad is the main event, but hopefully the rest of the card can stack up and give us some entertainment. I will probably rant several Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 314

Posted On 04/12/202504/12/2025 By Jake Wasserman

Violence is in the air and I am ready to sit down after my Passover Seder and watch some lads beat the shit out of each other. The UFC has been the topic of much scrutiny lately, no big stars, cards aren’t good enough to bring in casual fans, viewership Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 313

Posted On 03/08/202503/08/2025 By Jake Wasserman

Main Card I have returned after a PPV off from blogging due to a stint on the injured reserve (was so hungover I felt mentally disabled and couldn’t write). Now I am back for what is one of the best cards that has been put together in a while. Top Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 311

Posted On 01/17/202501/17/2025 By Jake Wasserman

I have grown old and weary waiting for a UFC PPV after the last month and a half of mediocrity. We had 2 electrifying title fights set and ready to go yesterday, before disaster struck. While this is still a solid card, losing Arman Tsarukyan and scratching Moicano vs Dariush Continue Reading

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