¡Hola mis amigos, tenemos violencia esta noche! Dana has pulled out all the stops and put on what looks to be an amazing card for UFC Noche at the Sphere. All last weekend my friends and I were trying to put together parlays that would give us enough money to Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 305
Crikey mate! Looks like we got a title fight on the barbie today! Ok PPV from uncle Dana tonight, only one title fight but not really any bad fights on the card except the lopsided early fights. One of the first cards in a very long time where I have Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 304
Ello bruvs, we got violence in Manchester tonight innit. What a fucking card Dana put together for the crooked teeth fucks across the pond. Giving the English crowd 2 British blokes defending their belts but also making the card on US time is a pretty hilarious move. Couldn’t imagine paying Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 303
It is international fight week and I am currently international. No idea how I am going to watch the fights tonight, but that won’t stop me from getting my picks in. Also completely forgot to place any bets before leaving New York so I also won’t have any action, which Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 302
It’s a fight card in train distance from NYC, but not MSG so you know what that means! I am going to the event! Received some insane tickets from a friend and will hopefully be in the poncho section for when Islam explodes from a Diamond left hook. This card Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 301
Holy hell does this card stink! This is an apex card if anything, yet they are bringing this thing to Brazil? Not only do the fights kinda suck ass, the lines are even worse. How do you put together a PPV event with nearly all of the fights having a Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 300
UFC 300 has arrived! The community seems to be split on how sick this card is and I am on team it’s sick. Cody Garbrant and Deveison Figueiredo are starting the whole God damn event for Christ’s sake. There isn’t a single lackluster fight on the whole damn card. The Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 299
Violence has arrived! This is one of the best cards in a very long time, potentially rivaling the UFC 300 card we have next month. So many fights that can shuffle weight classes up and potentially lead to title shots, 1 of them even being on the prelims (I think Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 298
We are at the 2nd PPV of the year and man is this a much better card. I feel like it was just yesterday when I was bitching and moaning about Pennington having a co-main and Magny leading up to that. Now we have only 1 title shot but it Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 85
There’s a fight night in the house, woot woot! This card is kinda ass outside the top 3 fights but at least it’s something to gamble for the first weekend with no football since August. This will probably be a little bit of a shorter blog since this card doesn’t Continue Reading