Sorry for my recent absence, was in italy for a couple of weeks (fortunately was able to watch without a bad time difference tho). Now I have returned and am going to miss most of this card due to my girlfriend’s coworkers wedding that was a 5 hour drive away Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 292
Violence! This card has seen some wear and tear since it was first announced but it is still pretty strong top to bottom. There aren’t many close lines here but that’s vegas’ fault, some of these fights seem a lot closer than the bookmakers think. Let’s take advantage of their Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 291
Alright Mormons are you ready for some sanctioned violence?!?!?! UFC returns for a card in Salt Lake City where the booze aint flowing and everyone in the crowd got married at 18 so they can finally bang. Why do a PPV in a city that could not give a flying Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 290
After probably the worst PPV lineup ever put together, Dana said never again (well at least not during International Fight Week) and gave us one of the most beautiful cards I have ever seen on paper. 2 title fights, 2 fights with potential title implications (or close enough), and a Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 289
Man this card is absolute booty cheeks. Very unfortunate with all of the pullouts because it could have been decent but the 3rd fight on a PPV not having a ranked fighter is bananas. If this card didn’t have Charlie Olives vs Beneil it would be the worst PPV the Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 288
Violence in Newark, NJ tonight? Don’t worry this time it’s sanctioned. Pretty solid card Dana put together even with so many dropouts and cancellations. Not a card I would pay $200+ to sit in the nosebleeds, but a solid card nonetheless. I have had a rollercoaster of a 24 hours, Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 287
Violence has arrived! Very unpopular opinion here, but I like when Uncle Dana gives us a week or 2 off before big cards, builds the excitement a lot more and it gives me a chance to watch lesser promotions that are dogshit to bet on. Really helps you appreciate what Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 286
Ello bruvs we have a banger of a card today innit? I love when there are cards across the pond because then I don’t have to stay up till midnight and there is a much smaller chance that I am blackout drunk while gambling. This is a pretty solid lineup Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 285
Heeeee’s baaaackkkkkk!!!! Jon Jones is back after 3 years away from the octagon to challenge Ciryl Gane for the Heavyweight belt. What a fucking awesome night of fights Dana gave us. I nearly cried yesterday when I saw Dana said that Ngannou will likely never be back in the UFC, Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 284
Crikey mates we are in store for some bangers tonight in Perth! This top heavy PPV has been talked about a lot lately by people thinking it has been poorly marketed. That confuses me because it seems like everyone knows about it, how else can it become the most overused Continue Reading