Violence on Strong Island?!?!?!?! You know I will be there front and center (more like corner) to support Long Island getting far more cards. This is actually a pretty fun card fighter wise, usually i shit on a card when there is one contender fight and barely any ranked fighters, Continue Reading
Jakes Punch Lines UFC Vegas 58
After such an awesome card last weekend (minus Izzy being another snoozefest as predicted) we have an absolute dogshit card from Dana. The main event of this fight is cool, but there are no other fighters close to top 10 ranking anywhere to be seen. They only threw in one Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 276
I pray to Dana before bed every night to get beautiful cards like this one. 2 great title matchups, a title eliminator, a standup war between 2 lovable vets, and undefeated Sean O’Malley; cannot ask for more. I went uncomfortably square on this card, the favorites just seem so much Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 57
Violence in Vegas this evening with a couple future title contenders. This card is nothing special, but good enough to hold us over until next week’s beauty of a PPV. Really need a good betting night because Anthony Pettis absolutely tore my heart out last night and lost me 2 Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 275
I AM BACK! Had to take a brief hiatus due to be fucking awful last month, but now I have reevaluated by betting style and have come to the conclusion that there is no chance I lose a single bet tonight, or atleast not a single bet on the main Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 274
PURE VIOLENCE TONIGHT! This is a really fun card that is stacked with absolute killers. I am probably over reaching but right now I have so many finishes on this card, I am seeing very little judge intervention tonight. That being said I also feel great because I barely have Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 51
Oh boy is this card a stinker. Yay for violence and gambling and all of that, but c’mon you cannot put only 2 ranked fighters on a card. Next week’s card is even worse, which is the only reason I ended up writing anything for today. I threw in a Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 273
What a fucking PPV father Dana gave us this glorius Saturday evening. 2 title fights and we get to see the future GOAT maul an actual contender. I love the boosts that DraftKings and FanDuel are giving out today and may even throw another parlay on top of that. This Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Columbus
We have a perfect Dana card following an incredible weekend of fights. Only one fight of any importance to the division followed by a ton of low ranked matchups. The UFC absolutely refuses to have 2 stacked cards back to back, if you had an amazing show, the next week Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC London
Ello bruvs, we have quite the fight day innit? Violence at the O2 arena is always a beautiful occasion, and us Americans get to enjoy it midday. I usually have a pretty big issue with getting too drunk by the time of the main event and triple my units but Continue Reading