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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 286

Ello bruvs we have a banger of a card today innit? I love when there are cards across the pond

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 285

Heeeee’s baaaackkkkkk!!!! Jon Jones is back after 3 years away from the octagon to challenge Ciryl Gane for the Heavyweight

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 284

Crikey mates we are in store for some bangers tonight in Perth! This top heavy PPV has been talked about

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 283

Ready for some Violence in Rio? I know I am. We have a pretty awesome card in store for the

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 286

Posted On 03/18/202303/18/2023 By Jake Wassermancomment

Ello bruvs we have a banger of a card today innit? I love when there are cards across the pond because then I don’t have to stay up till midnight and there is a much smaller chance that I am blackout drunk while gambling. This is a pretty solid lineup Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 285

Posted On 03/04/202303/04/2023 By Jake Wasserman

Heeeee’s baaaackkkkkk!!!! Jon Jones is back after 3 years away from the octagon to challenge Ciryl Gane for the Heavyweight belt. What a fucking awesome night of fights Dana gave us. I nearly cried yesterday when I saw Dana said that Ngannou will likely never be back in the UFC, Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 284

Posted On 02/11/202302/11/2023 By Jake Wasserman

Crikey mates we are in store for some bangers tonight in Perth! This top heavy PPV has been talked about a lot lately by people thinking it has been poorly marketed. That confuses me because it seems like everyone knows about it, how else can it become the most overused Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 283

Posted On 01/21/202301/21/2023 By Jake Wasserman

Ready for some Violence in Rio? I know I am. We have a pretty awesome card in store for the first PPV of the year. 2 title fights and a title eliminator with a bunch of other interesting matchups and prospects sprinkled in. I had to do a few method Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 67

Posted On 01/14/202301/14/2023 By Jake Wasserman

We are finally back after nearly a month of no fights. I have been getting absolutely destroyed gambling on football exclusively, I needed UFC back to help put money in my accounts again. This card feels like taking candy from a baby. Every winner is so obvious and there are Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 282

Posted On 12/09/202212/09/2022 By Jake Wasserman

Violent night, gory night! All is qualm, all is fight! Sorry, saw the Violent Night twice in the last week and feel that this card can have the same namesake. We are on the last PPV of the year and have a pretty underrated slate ahead of us. While losing Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 65

Posted On 11/19/2022 By Jake Wasserman

An ok fight night to hold us over till UFC 282. I like a lot of underdogs on this card, which I haven’t had in a long time. A lot of young favorites that may be a bit overrated that we can take advantage of and make some good ole Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 281

Posted On 11/12/202211/12/2022 By Jake Wasserman

Violence in the Big Apple and not because of the crime issue getting out of hand. Fight Night at MSG returns in a triumphant way with one of the biggest grudge matches we have seen in the promotion since Nate vs Conor 2. I unfortunately could not swing the $500 Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 280

Posted On 10/21/202210/21/2022 By Jake Wasserman

I had to write this entire blog with an erection looking at this card. Dana may have put together some of the most lackluster fight nights in the last couple of months, but this makes it all worth it. Another part of this card that is making me feel like Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Paris

Posted On 09/03/202209/03/2022 By Jake Wasserman

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Welcome to Paris UFC with the first ever event in France. Now normally, I absolutely hate France and they likely hate me, especially the Parisians, but tonight I am on their side taking nearly every French person on the card. I am sick to Continue Reading

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