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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 271

Posted On 02/12/202202/12/2022 By Jake Wasserman

A good card! Feel like it has been a while since Dana has really hit the nail on the head with one of his PPVs but this one fucks. We have an enormous middleweight title rematch, a heavyweight banger, a top middleweight contender match, and a couple of lightweight bangers. Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 47

Posted On 02/05/202202/05/2022 By Jake Wasserman

We have a fight night! Man this card is a stinker but at least we may see a psychopath get submitted. The lines on this card are so grossly lopsided and the matchups have no title implications at all. I guess we get the true Ultimate Fighter Finale that we Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 44

Posted On 12/04/202112/04/2021 By Jake Wasserman

FIGHT NIGHT! This is one of the better fight nights that Dana has put together in a very long time. A lot of hungry young fighters looking to take the next step into the top 10 along with a potential title shot eliminator for the main event. Usually the cards Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 267

Posted On 10/29/202110/29/2021 By Jake Wasserman

FREE UFC NUMBERED EVENT!!! I do not know what good karma I racked up for Dana to decide to make this event free in the US (if you have ESPN+), but I will thank all my Gods and deities. This card is actually so damn good, I can’t believe I Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 35

Posted On 08/28/202108/28/2021 By Jake Wasserman

Violence!!!! This card is going to be the purest form of violence we have seen in a while. A lot of hungry young fighters looking to make their name known. We have the Mickey Mouse TUF finale between Bryan Battle and Gilbert Urbina to decide who comes in second behind Continue Reading

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Evan’s Educated Guesses: UFC 265: Lewis v. Gane

Posted On 08/07/2021 By Evan Wasserman

DERRICK LEWIS V. CIRYL GANE Derrick Lewis fights always bring a certain excitement with them. The prospects of an awesome knockout are possible, then with a knockout win comes a great interview. Now if this all happens in a championship fight, that would be even better. When I first started Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 265

Posted On 08/07/202108/07/2021 By Jake Wasserman

We have violence!!!!! I have taken a couple weeks off blogging because Dana hasn’t given me a card worth spending 3 hours writing beautiful winning picks on. Last week I lost a ton of money on Bellator so I felt I had to come back and dig deep within my Continue Reading

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Evan’s Educated Guesses: UFC Vegas 31: Makhachev v. Moises

Posted On 07/17/202107/17/2021 By Evan Wasserman

MAIN CARD ISLAM MAKHACHEV V. THIAGO MOISES The heir apparent to Khabib Nurmagomedov’s title of King of Russia, Islam Makhachev is making a quick turn around after putting Drew Dober to sleep. Islam is probably just happy someone is willing to fight him. It seems he has trouble finding people Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 31

Posted On 07/17/202107/17/2021 By Jake Wasserman

We have a very average to below average night of fights!!! I have given up on my negative ways when it comes to these lackluster cards because they always end up being much more entertaining. Maybe I was subconsciously doing the ole reverse jynx, hoping that me being douchey about Continue Reading

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Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 263

Posted On 06/12/202106/12/2021 By Jake Wasserman

We are back with a HUGE PPV this beautiful Saturday. A heated rivalry with the ever so cocky Israel Adesanya vs the huge fucking dork in Marvin Vettori. We have the flyweight title rematch with Figgy Smalls vs the Clown Baby… err I mean the Assassin Baby. Then to round Continue Reading

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