A good card! Feel like it has been a while since Dana has really hit the nail on the head with one of his PPVs but this one fucks. We have an enormous middleweight title rematch, a heavyweight banger, a top middleweight contender match, and a couple of lightweight bangers. Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 47
We have a fight night! Man this card is a stinker but at least we may see a psychopath get submitted. The lines on this card are so grossly lopsided and the matchups have no title implications at all. I guess we get the true Ultimate Fighter Finale that we Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 44
FIGHT NIGHT! This is one of the better fight nights that Dana has put together in a very long time. A lot of hungry young fighters looking to take the next step into the top 10 along with a potential title shot eliminator for the main event. Usually the cards Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 267
FREE UFC NUMBERED EVENT!!! I do not know what good karma I racked up for Dana to decide to make this event free in the US (if you have ESPN+), but I will thank all my Gods and deities. This card is actually so damn good, I can’t believe I Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 31
We have a very average to below average night of fights!!! I have given up on my negative ways when it comes to these lackluster cards because they always end up being much more entertaining. Maybe I was subconsciously doing the ole reverse jynx, hoping that me being douchey about Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 262
We have violence tonight! A pretty solid card top to bottom with some of the most even betting lines I have seen for any card all year. I only have one bet where I am even taking a prop line (for now) everything else is under the -200 mark which Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 261
THREE TITLE FIGHTS. There is nothing better than a PPV with 3 title fights, one of which should be really competitive. A lot of these lines are pretty lopsided which sucks, but there is money to be made and I will be messing around with the prop lines an awful Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 24
On this joyous day where most of my friends are out of town and my girlfriend has family plans, I get to sit at home and watch the entire card with my entire wallet. I haven’t seen a day like this in ages, usually I am out and about watching Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 260
We are back! I took a couple weeks off but am happy to be writing for the Baddest fight of the year with one of the few true title shots we get to see. I have felt so bad how long Ngannou has had to wait to get this rematch Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 259
We are here for the best UFC card of the year and I am declaring that veryyyy early. We have 3 title fights that are actually good title fights (Kind of). Now I can rant all day about how much I hate double champ fights because it stalls 2 divisions, Continue Reading