Violent night, gory night! All is qualm, all is fight! Sorry, saw the Violent Night twice in the last week and feel that this card can have the same namesake. We are on the last PPV of the year and have a pretty underrated slate ahead of us. While losing Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 65
An ok fight night to hold us over till UFC 282. I like a lot of underdogs on this card, which I haven’t had in a long time. A lot of young favorites that may be a bit overrated that we can take advantage of and make some good ole Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 281
Violence in the Big Apple and not because of the crime issue getting out of hand. Fight Night at MSG returns in a triumphant way with one of the biggest grudge matches we have seen in the promotion since Nate vs Conor 2. I unfortunately could not swing the $500 Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 280
I had to write this entire blog with an erection looking at this card. Dana may have put together some of the most lackluster fight nights in the last couple of months, but this makes it all worth it. Another part of this card that is making me feel like Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Paris
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Welcome to Paris UFC with the first ever event in France. Now normally, I absolutely hate France and they likely hate me, especially the Parisians, but tonight I am on their side taking nearly every French person on the card. I am sick to Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Long Island
Violence on Strong Island?!?!?!?! You know I will be there front and center (more like corner) to support Long Island getting far more cards. This is actually a pretty fun card fighter wise, usually i shit on a card when there is one contender fight and barely any ranked fighters, Continue Reading
Jakes Punch Lines UFC Vegas 58
After such an awesome card last weekend (minus Izzy being another snoozefest as predicted) we have an absolute dogshit card from Dana. The main event of this fight is cool, but there are no other fighters close to top 10 ranking anywhere to be seen. They only threw in one Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 276
I pray to Dana before bed every night to get beautiful cards like this one. 2 great title matchups, a title eliminator, a standup war between 2 lovable vets, and undefeated Sean O’Malley; cannot ask for more. I went uncomfortably square on this card, the favorites just seem so much Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 57
Violence in Vegas this evening with a couple future title contenders. This card is nothing special, but good enough to hold us over until next week’s beauty of a PPV. Really need a good betting night because Anthony Pettis absolutely tore my heart out last night and lost me 2 Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 275
I AM BACK! Had to take a brief hiatus due to be fucking awful last month, but now I have reevaluated by betting style and have come to the conclusion that there is no chance I lose a single bet tonight, or atleast not a single bet on the main Continue Reading