We have a fight night! Man this card is a stinker but at least we may see a psychopath get submitted. The lines on this card are so grossly lopsided and the matchups have no title implications at all. I guess we get the true Ultimate Fighter Finale that we Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Fight Island 1
Dana White’s Wednesday Night Violence premiers tonight! I did not think this would actually happen to be perfectly frank, so I waited a bit too long to write this one. Fortunately, my pessimistic ass was proven wrong, and we get to watch some great fighters take out their quarantined aggression Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 4
It is the weekend during the global pandemic so you know what that means, more sanctioned VIOLENCE! Last week was not great, ended better than it started, but by no means great. This card is only nine fights which is absolutely absurd, but we have less chances to bet wrong. Continue Reading
Evan’s Educated Guesses: UFC Vegas 3: Blaydes v. Volkov
It is Saturday, and we have another night of fights. The UFC is delivering another night at the UFC Apex. That means another night of small octagon fights. I hope it’s as entertaining as every other night of small octagon fights. I think Curtis Blaydes is going to love the Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines Smith vs Teixeira
This quarantine situation has sucked more than anyone could have imagined. Sitting at home with so much hope for all my sports teams in the upcoming seasons, and excited to start drinking on rooftops in New York City, the world was my oyster. While my life seemed to be circling Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 249
I can’t believe this is real. We have fights this very night. One of the greatest cards the bald man upstairs has ever put together is here, tonight, in Jacksonville, Florida. Having been in isolation in New York, one of the hardest hit spots in the world by this stupid Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 248
This is awesome. We waited a good amount of time for these fights and they are finally here. Yoel Romero is a true gentleman and made weight. Joanna is a true gentlewoman and made weight even with the fake tits. I don’t know what good I have done recently for Continue Reading
Evan’s Overreactions: UFC Singapore Maia v. Askren
BEST WINNERS LOMA LOOKBOONMEE. This split decision was a travesty. Loma dominated the fight from beginning to end. She didn’t seem to be in trouble at all. Loma landed more strikes in every round, and they both had 1 takedown. How 1 judge had that scored for Albu is beyond Continue Reading
Evan’s Educated Guesses: UFC Singapore
UFC Singapore starts bright and early at 5:30 AM on Saturday morning. It will be a bitch to catch them, but I am excited to have the fights done in time for college football to start. This card has some interesting matchups, with a bunch of new names. We will Continue Reading
Evan’s Educated Guesses: UFC 243: Whittaker v. Adesanya
MAIN CARD ROBERT WHITTAKER V. ISRAEL ADESANYA The fight that has been highly anticipated for months. Robert Whittaker finally makes his return to unify the Middleweight Title against the Interim Champion Israel Adesanya. This is a great matchup. Israel has received a ton of hype since debuting in the UFC Continue Reading