What a fucking card we have in store for us tonight. Seems like this year has been filled with average to below average cards every single weekend, now Dana decided to bless us with an absolute beauty of violence. My only complaint about this card is that Dana didn’t put Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 264
Conor McGregor fight night! Gotta love dropping $70 for a PPV that doesn’t even have a title shot but I digress. There should be a lot of fun fights though with some really close lines we can take advantage of. Dustin Poirier is going to set up his title shot, Continue Reading
UFC Vegas 17: Wonderboy v. Geoff Neal
Well, this wraps up the shit storm that has been 2020, at least for the UFC. UFC probably saved 2020 for most of us, and it has been great. Dana White is my MVP for the year. He saw an opportunity in the quarantine era and started putting on cards Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 17
I am back on my bullshit writing for the final card of the 2020 year. As horrible as everything was this year, I have never seen more UFC cards in my entire life. I have definitely lost a lot of motivation to write these picks with a card nearly every Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 12
The fight that nobody really wanted is here! How else can you make watching a 44 year old Anderson Silva any worse??? By making almost every line crazy big so you can’t take any favorites and all the underdogs are crazy long shots. If Bryce Mitchell wasn’t on this card Continue Reading
Evan’s Educated Guesses: UFC 249
It is finally here. UFC 249 is tonight, and with it the return of sports. The first step back to normal in our time of quarantine. Coronavirus has made us go into lockdown and put the sports world on pause and it has sucked. I missed MMA and the violence Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 249
I can’t believe this is real. We have fights this very night. One of the greatest cards the bald man upstairs has ever put together is here, tonight, in Jacksonville, Florida. Having been in isolation in New York, one of the hardest hit spots in the world by this stupid Continue Reading