Holy hell does this card stink! This is an apex card if anything, yet they are bringing this thing to Brazil? Not only do the fights kinda suck ass, the lines are even worse. How do you put together a PPV event with nearly all of the fights having a Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 300
UFC 300 has arrived! The community seems to be split on how sick this card is and I am on team it’s sick. Cody Garbrant and Deveison Figueiredo are starting the whole God damn event for Christ’s sake. There isn’t a single lackluster fight on the whole damn card. The Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 299
Violence has arrived! This is one of the best cards in a very long time, potentially rivaling the UFC 300 card we have next month. So many fights that can shuffle weight classes up and potentially lead to title shots, 1 of them even being on the prelims (I think Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 298
We are at the 2nd PPV of the year and man is this a much better card. I feel like it was just yesterday when I was bitching and moaning about Pennington having a co-main and Magny leading up to that. Now we have only 1 title shot but it Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 85
There’s a fight night in the house, woot woot! This card is kinda ass outside the top 3 fights but at least it’s something to gamble for the first weekend with no football since August. This will probably be a little bit of a shorter blog since this card doesn’t Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 297
I feel refreshed after a somewhat successful first fight night of the year heading into the first PPV of the year. I think what felt like 4 years off from cards gave me clarity to see what truly matters. Stop betting on guys you like so much because they only Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 84
After what feels like 100 years we finally have a fight night. Football has just broken me down over the last few weeks with every team I like sucking and every team I hate flourishing. Now I can just be broken down by losing money instead of heartbreak. This card Continue Reading