Violence in Newark, NJ tonight? Don’t worry this time it’s sanctioned. Pretty solid card Dana put together even with so many dropouts and cancellations. Not a card I would pay $200+ to sit in the nosebleeds, but a solid card nonetheless. I have had a rollercoaster of a 24 hours, Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 287
Violence has arrived! Very unpopular opinion here, but I like when Uncle Dana gives us a week or 2 off before big cards, builds the excitement a lot more and it gives me a chance to watch lesser promotions that are dogshit to bet on. Really helps you appreciate what Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 286
Ello bruvs we have a banger of a card today innit? I love when there are cards across the pond because then I don’t have to stay up till midnight and there is a much smaller chance that I am blackout drunk while gambling. This is a pretty solid lineup Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 285
Heeeee’s baaaackkkkkk!!!! Jon Jones is back after 3 years away from the octagon to challenge Ciryl Gane for the Heavyweight belt. What a fucking awesome night of fights Dana gave us. I nearly cried yesterday when I saw Dana said that Ngannou will likely never be back in the UFC, Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 284
Crikey mates we are in store for some bangers tonight in Perth! This top heavy PPV has been talked about a lot lately by people thinking it has been poorly marketed. That confuses me because it seems like everyone knows about it, how else can it become the most overused Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 283
Ready for some Violence in Rio? I know I am. We have a pretty awesome card in store for the first PPV of the year. 2 title fights and a title eliminator with a bunch of other interesting matchups and prospects sprinkled in. I had to do a few method Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC Vegas 67
We are finally back after nearly a month of no fights. I have been getting absolutely destroyed gambling on football exclusively, I needed UFC back to help put money in my accounts again. This card feels like taking candy from a baby. Every winner is so obvious and there are Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 282
Violent night, gory night! All is qualm, all is fight! Sorry, saw the Violent Night twice in the last week and feel that this card can have the same namesake. We are on the last PPV of the year and have a pretty underrated slate ahead of us. While losing Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 281
Violence in the Big Apple and not because of the crime issue getting out of hand. Fight Night at MSG returns in a triumphant way with one of the biggest grudge matches we have seen in the promotion since Nate vs Conor 2. I unfortunately could not swing the $500 Continue Reading
Jake’s Punch Lines UFC 280
I had to write this entire blog with an erection looking at this card. Dana may have put together some of the most lackluster fight nights in the last couple of months, but this makes it all worth it. Another part of this card that is making me feel like Continue Reading